appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

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meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX
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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

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communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy
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fihisoh:

wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???

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greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

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